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Buddy System is a segment of The Red Green Show, featuring two Lodge members usually Red and someone else. In these sequences, the Lodge members come up really close to the camera and give rapid-fire advice to men having dilemmas in their relationships. The two men speaking conclude most but not all of these segments with the catchphrase: "Don't thank us. That's what friends are for."

This segment ran between seasons 4 and 11.

TopicsEdit

Season 4Edit

Episode Featured Lodge Members Topic
The Beef Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to get away with not listening to your wife
The Firewood Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to get away with saying to your wife that something looks silly
The Hydrogen Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
How to get away with being late and not telling so
The Schoolhouse Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to raise your grandson
The Firefly Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to delay your second wedding
The Badger Project Red Green
Dougie Franklin
How to get away with lending money to a friend
The Electrical Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
You went to your wife's company party and didn't socialize
The Storm Damage Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
You forget your anniversary
The Marine Show Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
You keep changing the channel, irritating your wife
The Ski & Golf Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
Your wife asks, "Am I fat?"
The Rustproofing Project Red Green
Dougie Franklin
Your dog isn't as housebroken as you thought
The Movie Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
Your behavior at a party offended your wife
The Painted Leaves Project Red Green
Dougie Franklin
Explaining to your wife why you won't go to church
The Real Estate Project Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
Your wife has tried out a new recipe
The Stuck Truck Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
Your wife wants to re-arrange the furniture
The Group Photo Project Red Green
Dougie Franklin
You pigged out at the "all you can eat" buffet
The Mt. Rushmore Project Red Green
Winston Rothschild
You have no idea what to get for your wife's birthday
The Catfish Project Red Green
Dougie Franklin
You're planning a big camping trip and haven't told your wife

Season 5Edit

Episode Featured Lodge Members Topic
Men's Night On The Mountain Red Green
Winston Rothschild
"I just wanna be held."
The Driving Test Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to get away with not reading instructions
The Satellite Dish Red Green
Winston Rothschild
Golden rules to help relieve trouble from women
Father and Son Banquet Red Green
Winston Rothschild
How to get away with yawning during a heart-felt talk
The Vertical Grandstand Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
"I know what I'm doing."
Medieval Times Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
"We need to talk."
Van Go Red Green
Dougie Franklin
You ignored your wife and had chili for dinner
X Marks The Spot Red Green
Winston Rothschild
How to get out of missing a date with your wife
The Gas Shortage Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
You took your wife's new car for a test drive without asking
The Lost Dog Red Green
Winston Rothschild
"I love you."
Bottled Water Red Green
Dougie Franklin
How to avoid trouble after not picking up your dirty clothes
The Compost Heap Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
You daughter asks you what you think of her loser boyfriend
Red Green
Dougie Franklin
You forgot to put the toilet seat down
Homemade Cheese Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
How to shorten a visit by your wife's relatives

Season 6Edit

Episode Featured Lodge Members Topic
Love Boat Red Green
Dalton Humphrey
You forgot where and when you need to pick your wife up
The New Lease Red Green You answed "what was the happiest day of your life?" badly
Winston Rothschild
The Stag Party Red Green You get home and realize you have forgotten something
Buzz Sherwood
Harold's Wheels Red Green When you're not in the mood for "love"
Buzz Sherwood

Season 10Edit

Episode Featured Lodge Members Topic
Foster Child Winston Rothschild
Mike Hamar
How to get out of helping a friend move some heavy objects
Historic Site Edgar Montrose
Mike Hamar
How to get through getting into trouble but not knowing why
Barter Starter Dalton Humphrey
Winston Rothschild
Friendly advice about running out of gas
Out Of The Woods Mike Hamar
Winston Rothschild
You discussed your wife's snoring in public
DNA All The Way Mike Hamar
Dalton Humphrey
How to get away with swearing in front of a neighbor's kids
Who Wants To Be A Smart Guy Dalton Humphrey
Winston Rothschild
How to bail out of a situation in front of your family
The Beaver Dam Mike Hamar
Dalton Humphrey
How to get a good deal on a used car without saying anything
The Dandruff Foundation Winston Rothschild
Mike Hamar
"No, I'm fine."

Season 11Edit

Episode Featured Lodge Members Topic
Back to Nature Mike Hamar When your wife dents your car, don't lose your temper
Dalton Humphrey
Red Green Does New Years Mike Hamar
Dalton Humphrey
Going to a New Year's Eve party with your wife

See AlsoEdit

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