One of Hap Shaughnessy's traits is the number of tall tales he tells at any given time to the members of Possum Lodge, usually to Red and Harold. Listed below are all the claims of his by season.
Tall tales by season[]
Season 1[]
Episode | Claim |
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The Big Inboard |
Drilled for gunpowder |
He-Man Contest |
Was a bush pilot who transported felled trees to a sawmill in a raft made out of a real bush |
Wind-Powered Boat |
Ran a tiger ranch in Kenya |
Season 3[]
Episode | Claim |
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Car Pool |
Can identify a top-secret explosive device
|
The Spawning Grounds |
Ate dinosaur meat when he thawed out a frozen dinosaur while leading a group of diggers through Greenland
|
Magnetic Lake |
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Fire Brigade |
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Green Green |
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Biosphere Three |
Used Morse code to inform his squad he captured an enemy battalion during World War II
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Season 5[]
Episode | Claim |
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The Driving Test |
Fought a whale for "ten, twenty months" by holding onto its tail until it died from exhaustion
|
The Network Deal |
Was a member of The Rolling Stones and substituted for Keith Richards when he was sick or had drunk too much |
X Marks The Spot |
|
The Lost Dog |
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The Big Thing |
Was in the Guinness Book of World Records for:
|
The Not-Chicken Franchise |
(While trying to get Red to guess the word "Friends" in the Word Game)
|
Season 6[]
Episode | Claim |
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The Science Fair |
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The Petting Zoo |
His mother was Anastasia, who moved to France and then immigrated to Canada
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Season 7[]
Episode | Claim |
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Running Of The Bulls |
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Swiss It Up |
Was a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs in 1967, wearing a jersey with the number 13 on it
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The Movie |
Was in the movies with Meryl Streep |
Expropriation |
Owns a painting originally from the Louvre in Paris |
The Splinter Lodge |
Was the human cannonball in a local circus
|
The Good Old Hockey Game |
Thinks Santa Claus may have visited his house and bent his fireplace grate |
Season 8[]
Episode | Claim |
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The Cult Visit |
Was a motorcycle stunt jumper long before Evel Knievel |
College Life |
Mona Lisa, the person, was a member of the Shaughnessy family |
The New Monument |
(While introducing a prospective new lodge member)
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It's A Wonderful Red Green Christmas |
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Season 9[]
Episode | Claim |
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Lady In Red |
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The Bachelor Auction |
Owns a white glove once owned by Napoleon Bonaparte, given to Hap by Napoleon's great-grandson, Bob
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School Bus Blimp |
Fought in the Korean War
|
Rent A Wreck |
Enlisted with the Manning triplets in the Possum County Light Dragoon Highlanders of Foot Rifles |
Curse Of The Mummy |
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The Battle Call |
Was a Hollywood movie star |
Hurricane Doug |
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Guinness World Records |
Performed with Ringling Brothers, swallowing swords while traversing the high wire doing a headstand on a unicycle seat
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Season 10[]
Episode | Claim |
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A Very Merry Red Green Christmas |
His house is the last stop on Santa's route before returning to the North Pole |
Season 12[]
Episode | Claim |
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Possum Air |
Worked with George Lucas on Star Wars, most notably to change the setting from France to outer space |
A Lot Like Christmas |
Saw Santa's sleigh (which the Pentagon had confused for an unidentified aircraft) flying near the Soviet Union on Christmas Eve 1963 |
Season 13[]
Episode | Claim |
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The Spelling Bee |
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Season 15[]
Episode | Claim |
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Do As I Do |
Supposedly went on to become ambassador to Guam after the show ended |