This segment would feature Mike Hamar offering his own brand of advice to young people. This segment ran only during the ninth season.
|Harold's Job||Pull up your pants|
|Angel||Telling the truth|
|Coup De Grass||The difference between a job and a career (assisted by Harold)|
|Curse Of The Mummy||Blaming your parents for your problems|
|No Retreat||Stupidity is your best defense|
|Hurricane Doug||Always look busy|