Red's Advice to Teenagers is a long-running segment on The Red Green Show in which Red Green is filmed outdoors wearing a yellow rain slicker and giving life advice to the next generation. This segment, which appeared during the first through seventh seasons[needs verification ] , is very similar to Red's Sage Advice , where he sits behind a desk and talks to older men or their wives.
In the Season 8 episode The New Monument , Red sits on a park bench talking to a teenager playing basketball.
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Season 1
Season 3
Episode
Subject
The Spawning Grounds
How to get advice from your parents
Underground Parking
The difference between crime on TV and crime in reality
The New Shirt / Casino
Red criticizes "classic" movies
Green Green
Red blames Shakespeare for promoting sex and violence
The Hidden Mine
Teenagers being "the future"
Cross the Lake Race
Why don't teens go to church anymore?
The Salmon Parade
How to wear a cap properly
Biosphere Three
Getting a tattoo
The Water Park
Dating and marriage
The Used Helicopter
Red discusses violence in movies
The Retirement Home
Messages about sex and changes in the culture
Possum Lake Monster
Junk food
The Water Show
Teens should get themselves a hobby
Season 4
Episode
Subject
The Owl Project
Teens getting their bodies pierced
The Schoolhouse Project
The path to a better career
The Conveyor Project
Rap music
The Storm Damage Project
Carrying guns to school
The Silver Project
When you block traffic with your bicycles
The Auction Project
Red talks to teens about the way they dress
The Real Estate Project
Don't be upset you missed the swinging 60's
The Guard Dog Project
Red recently saw a photo of himslf as a teenager
The Catfish Project
A word about roller blades
Season 6
Episode
Subject
The Driving Lesson
Minimum wage
The Petting Zoo
Your parents spending money on you
The Drill
When your parents start copying your style
The House Raising
You parents know what you're up to
The Stag Party
If you're working hard at school and wondering when does the fun start?
The Suits
Who you should go to for advice
High School Reunion
Realize that the money in the ATM has to come from somewhere
Season 7
Season 8
Episode
Subject
The New Monument
(On a park bench) Red rambles about his trip to a coffee shop.
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