Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services is the company wholly owned and operated by Winston Rothschild. Winston spends most of his time on The Red Green Show promoting his aerobic septic system parts business almost any way he can, whether via direct advertisements interspersed throughout the show, or by slipping in a catchphrase or slogan during other segments.
This segment ran between the 1994 season and the 2005 season
"For city folks, there's public works. For everyone else, there's Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services."
"When you're hit with an aroma that buckles your knees, and your property smells like prehistoric cheese, call us; we'll handle the problem with ease, before your neighbors keel over with each passing breeze."
"If your ground seems unusually soft, if each time you breathe, you let out a cough, if the cows roll their eyes and barf in the trough, better call Rothschild's before the lid blows off."
"People sometimes call me a chump. They say I'm too small to handle a dump. But I can suck up any size lump. It's not the length of the hose, it's the strength of the pump."
"If your home is starting to smell like a barn, and you're a thousand miles from the nearest farm, call before the stink does any more harm. Don't wait till it sets off the smoke alarm!"
"When your septics need cleaning 'cause they smell unkempt, it happens to everyone; no one's exempt. Call your friends at Rothschild's. We hold no contempt. We'll suck out your sewage, or die in the attempt."