Thornton (Loius Robson) is an intellectually gifted child who Harold invites up to the lodge as part of a group of like-minded youngsters. Harold's plan for a weekend of intellectual stimulation is derailed by Red's plans for the annual chainsaw races. Both Harold and Thornton complain about the danger and environmental destruction that is sure to ensue. But after the utter chaos of the race itself Thornton found that he enjoyed himself immensely and eagerly attends that night's lodge meeting.
- Only Appearance: The Chainsaw Races